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Gryffindor:

• [] You are loud.
• [x] You like going to school to see your friends.
• [ ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
• [ ] You always have something to do on the weekends.
• [ ] You like to be the center of attention.
• [ ] You get above average grades in school.
• [ ] You’ve been called bossy before.
• [x] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush.
• [ ] You are athletic.
• [ ] You are one of the best players on your team.
• [x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
• [ ] You like the color red.
• [ ] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
• [x] You would never break a promise.

TOTAL: 4

Hufflepuff:

• [x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
• [ ] You get average grades in school.
• [ ] You’ve been called boring before.
• [x] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
• [x] You value honesty.
• [x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
• [ ] You like the color yellow.
• [ ] You have a job. 
• [ ] You are athletic.
• [ ] You are a team player.
• [ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
• [ ] You are easily amused.
• [x] You like helping others.
• [ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
• [ ] You like the music played on the radio best.

TOTAL: 5

Ravenclaw:

• [x] You get good grades in school.
• [ ] You like to read.
• [x] Dumb people annoy you.
• [x] You are creative.
• [x] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
• [x] You hate cheating.
• [ ] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
• [ ] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
• [x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking. 
• [x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
• [x] You like the color blue.
• [ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
• [x] You tend to over analyze things.
• [ ] You can focus and pay attention well.

TOTAL: 9

Slytherin:

• [ ] You are very competitive.
• [ ] You will do anything to succeed
• [ ] You think welfare is a waste.
• [ ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
• [ ] You’ve been called a snob before. 
• [x] You think the end justifies the means.
• [ ] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
• [ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
• [x] You can sometimes be ruthless.
• [x] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
• [x] You are very good with words.
• [ ] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
• [x] You like the color green.
• [ ] You love to win.
• [x] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.

TOTAL: 6

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